CHEESE AT BEDTIME

08 Oct 2003 Scene: Pokey and headcheese are by the shore.
Pokey says: Wonderful say is it not?
headcheese says: I Have Had A DReam.

Scene: Pokey and headcheese are by the shore.
Pokey says: Wonderful say is it not?
headcheese says: I Have Had A DReam.

Pokey says: WAS IT CONCERNING IRKSOME MONKEYS?
headcheese says: INDEED IT WAS.

Scene: A kitten has appeared behind pokey.

headcheese says: there is one now

Scene: Pokey turns to face the kitten.
Pokey says: THATS NO MONKEY!

Scene: Kittens suddenly appear all around, some awake and some asleep.
Both say: KITTY NIGHTMARES.
Scene: Turtle appears from the sky and splooshes down into the water.

Scene: Elsewhere, the devil and a kitten are talking.
The devil says: IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!
Kitten says: or was it????

POKEY GOES SKIING

07 Oct 2003 Scene: Pokey is in the arctic circle.
Pokey says: SKIING IS FON!

Scene: Pokey is in the arctic circle.
Pokey says: SKIING IS FON!

Scene: Pokey is almost run over by a penguin in a fast car.
Pokey says: EEK!!!

Scene: Pokey is almost run over by a truck driven by mister nutty.
Pokey says: EEK!!!
A kitten is asleep on the back of the truck

Scene: Pokey is talking to mr nutty, there is a kitten.
Mr nutty says: NO MONEY! NO SKI!
Pokey says: I THINK YOU ARE MISTAKEN.
Pokey threatens with the gun

THE HUNT FOR CLUES

28 Sep 2003 Scene: Pokey is in the arctic circle.
Pokey mumbles.

Scene: Pokey is in the arctic circle.
Pokey mumbles.

Scene: Pokey is in the arctic circle.
Pokey mumbles louder.

Scene: Pokey meets small child.
Pokey mumbles louder.
Small child says:FOR WHAT DOST THEE FIND IRKSOME?
Pokey says: THERE ARE TOO MANY NUMBERS!

POKEY GOES SWIMMING

28 Sep 2003 Scene: Pokey stands by the shore, arctic circle candy behind him.
Pokey says: TIME FOR SWIMMING.

Scene: Pokey stands by the shore, arctic circle candy behind him.
Pokey says: TIME FOR SWIMMING.

Scene: Pokey stands where he was

Scene: Pokey stands where he was

Scene: Pokey stands where he was

Scene: Pokey runs quickly away from the shore.

POKEY DOES NOT LIKE TO SWIM.

POKEY AND THE FALSE GODS

28 Sep 2003 Scene: Pokey stands by a loch I mean lake which is not the ocean, there is candy.
Pokey says: OOH! WHAT A DELIGHTFUL LOCH then crosses it out and says LAKE! instead.

Scene: Pokey stands by a loch I mean lake which is not the ocean, there is candy.
Pokey says: OOH! WHAT A DELIGHTFUL LOCH then crosses it out and says LAKE! instead.

Scene: A penguin wearing a crown and red cloak arrives
King Penguin says: BEHOLD YOUR KING (CAUSE I SAY I AM)! HOORAY!

Scene: A monster appears in the water.
Pokey says: WELL I DIDNT VOTE FOR YOU.

Scene: as before.
The monster says: HELLO MUM!!
King Penguin says: TIME FOR PLAN B!

ANY SIMILARITY TO GODS EITHER LIVING OR DEAD IS COINCIDENTAL.

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